An Uptight Lady

Assalamualaikum w.b.t.

160314.

It's going to be an English rant version of an article or an entry to make it less formal.

Warning, I might break any writing rules (article) if any.

What is an uptight lady? One must not mistaken uptight with a stuck up.

To answer the latter, I would suggest all of you to watch a movie entitled Easy A, there is a character called Marianne. That kind of person would explain to you well what a stuck up lady is.

In the viewer point of view, she may appear stuck up in term of religious act and piety.

An uptight character usually built over time.

The miracle does not happen in a blink of eyes because you could confuse about being uptight with a woman's mood swing. Blame the hormones once a month or just blame the individual to throw her tantrum as long as she lives.

Uptight people have principles. Rarely being indecisive and always know what she wants.

Like a chant I used to adore and always a dear to heart is,

"Play hard, work hard."

Those four words could simply said, when she is in game

 "Game is on, baby! Come cry to me after I beat you."

During any serious discussion or work, she would put her mind and focus on it. This sound too workaholic, but that is just how she rolls. She would appear unplayful and totally sober to get her job done. As if she was stranded in a desert, while wandering for a town to settle then ease her thirst, along the journey she found an oasis but the town was 100 meters away from the oasis.

What do you think she would do?

Has a quick pit stop to quench the thirst or walk straight into town?

Well, an uptight lady would have no halt and keep walking to the town. Her target is the town; quenching thirst is not the aim, a sub-aim perhaps.

To some people, "What a ridiculous person she is!" kind of thought might arise right now as you may think, there is no harm to stop and get some drink.

But, before you decide to ridicule her decision, she could concentrate better at her objective instead of led astray (the oasis).

Why an uptight character built over time?
It is because of the way she was brought up and what kind of environment she has grew out. Is she from a lay-back family, a less strict family or a strict-to-core kind of family? The intermediate is the one, of course.

When you stumble upon an uptight lady, it does not mean she is always a dead pan serious. No. She has principles (reminder!), thus she has a stance. A striker maybe and could be your pain the arse opponent if ever encountered in fight.

Imagine to rule over a tough cookie. Somehow, a cookie is a cookie with her soft spot and sweetness. Just need right solution to melt down.

All hail guys, the one that able to melt this kind of lady instead of feeling intimidated by her personality. For those who cannot, a pure condolence since being uptight is a persona.

(Sounds bias here)

Above descriptions are quite heavenly and here comes the hell side of her.

To be intimidated by others is not a nice feeling. The other people may perceive her as a no fun human to hang or work with.

Common argument,

"Why can't you have some fun while doing things?"

"She is so serious; don't crack a joke at a wrong time."

"She is bossy!"

The last comment is hurtful. She could be a good leader instead of getting insulted by snide bossy remark. 

Play hard, work hard honey. Play with me when there is a game to participate. I would be the most joyful playmate, err, minus some competitive traits.

A lady she is, sometimes, this kind of uptight lady decided she would rather be a follower than a leader or a boss. She is afraid of crossing limit during directing any activity as a head.

Let me ask you again, will not this kind of talent the lady have would be wasted since she decided to step down and give ways to other lad to do the leading job?

What kind of leader would you love to have?

A dilly-dallier or a head in the game one kind of leader would you prefer? Do not you think her talent is squandered?

Be a wise, please do not feel intimidated if the wrong doers are you; clash of interests within an organization.

God, how I wish people could voice out their opinion and able to make a decision without stirring muddy water.

A confession, the writer is an uptight person.

Hahha.

Need no penny for this thought. 

Cheers!

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Heh, siapa nak Ayat balik ???

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Diet dan Perempuan

Assalamualaikum w.b.t.

Hey, I miss you,

you is writing. I don't call you as it because, 

yknow, the gist of drama at the beginning.

Muehehe.

Diet dan perempuan.

Tak banyak sangat pun nak bebel.

Boleh kata, middle name of a girl is 'Diet',

with a particular exception for me since my middle name is 'Random'.

Sekarang dah Mac, 

musim bunga kalau kat negara empat musim dan bahagianya jerebu tak seteruk tahun lepas di Kuala Lumpur dan sekitarnya.

Motif musim bunga? 

Takde, nak bagitahu lepas musim bunga ada musim panas,

pastu ada summer break, fashion collection for summertime pun dah siap jahit agaknya.

Ceh, tetiba kisah pasal fesyen.

Dan, summer break kan panjang,

kalau yang ada buah hati, Ehem! belajar luar negara,

jadi isu la kot untuk masyarakat sebelah sana untuk cakna tentang bentuk badan fit ker tak,

tegap ker tak, selulit dah nyahkaudarisini ker belum,

tak sabar nak ada 'tanned skin'.\

Yang tu kisah mereka di musim panas nak pakai seluar panas (hot pants), seluar pendek, bikini bottom up tank top apa sahaja untuk menyatakan bahawa:

the hotter the weather, the lesser your skin covered.

*hiks, seluar panas kat mana pandai-pandai la fikir*

Maka juga, disebabkan kita kan komuniti yang tak berapa cerap untuk menjadi

'trendsetter',

trend follower je mampu.

Diet? Diet tu noks,

bukan kau tak makan satu hari kebulur.

Bukan, sayang.

Diet spesis tak makan tu orang panggil anoreksia, yang takut nak makan,

ada masalah psikologi sebab selalu fikir yang dia muk-muk sampai takut nak makan.

Ni kekonon diet tak nak makan,

sebab berdialogkan,

"Babe, pants I dah saiz 12, dedulu I saiz 8 je tau!"

*flick hair with zig-zag finger snapping gesture*

Kelas kau.

Hey ladies,

diakui oleh penulis ini sendiri,

Kah!

Calory cut atau kurangkan jumlah kalori yang dimakan setiap hari memang berjaya menurunkan berat badan.

Tapi tahu tak yang lepas dah turun, kalau tak jaga,

berat tu cepat rebound.

Naik bagai dipam-pam nak nak kau kat rumah, mak masak sesedap seantero semesta.

Erm, calory cut tu bukan bermaksud kau dah biasa baham 4000 kalori setiap hari kau kurangkan kepada 3kcal sahaja.

Calory cut hanya berkesan jika,

kalori (sumber tenaga) yang diperlukan berdasarkan kadar metabolisme badan

mengambil kira faktor berat dan saiz tinggi badan terkini,

contohnya lepas kau kira *cari je kat internet calory calculator*

setiap hari perlukan 1400cal untuk hidup secara normal dan tak letih kurang tenaga melepek terguling selepas dua jam kuliah/ kerja.

heh!

Oleh itu, kaedah calory cut ni,

kau akan kira kalori segala jenis makanan/minuman yang ditelan supaya tidak melebihi 1400cal.

Hahah, mampu buat lah.

Sesejak penulis dah tua dan bernafsukan seekor dinosaur,

tak kisah kalori banyak mana noks.

Hey ladies,

turun berat semata sebab kau kurang makan.

Kita haruslah mengamalkan dasar,

makan biar sedap, badan kena tegap eh!

*usap perut boroi sesenyap*

Kita nak fit, bukan nak kurus semata.

Ada beza fit dan kurus atau kurang berat.

Fit bermakna kau kurus tapi badan penuh otot,

boleh penulis acah acah ajak lawan gusti.

Kurus boleh bermakna kau takde otot tapi bila goyang lengan jadi bergegar,

itu lemak uols!

Hahaha.

Atau pun kau kurus tulang, maafkan saya.

Tips Diet best,

berlagak fit sebentar. Maafkan saya lagi.

Jaga makan dan bersenam la.

Bina otot tu, bukan simpan lemak bawah kulit,

nampak kurus tapi periksa 'body fat' atau lemak dalam badan bersepah.

Jumlah otot pula segan nak wujud atau menempel sekalipun.

Bila uols dah ganti lemak dengan otot,

kadar metabolisme akan naik,

masa ni kalau baham roti canai sambil tengok Arsenal kalah, Eh!

tak kisah sangat. 

Kalau ada yang berhujahkan,

"Aku tak nak pergi gym, nanti naik otot tambah berat badan..."

Meh nak cakap, amboi sangat!

setakat sekilo dua otot tu hasbeng/wifey uols tak kisah lah!

Apa? Banyak otot peluk tak sedap?

Merepek apa uols ni, mengaku je lah malas bersenam...

Kan?

Tak payah lah bagi alasan tak ada masa, okay?

Setengah jam sebelum tidur pun sempat kot untuk bertinju dengan bantal atau apa la yang tercapai dek imaginasi.

Yang saya geram sebenarnya,

ehem!

Ladies, 

take note okay,

Kau cakap nak diet diet tak sudah,

nak bergerak turun kerusi pun heret montot.

Ceh.

Semoga dapat kesedaran hakiki.

Kata penegasan,

Diet bukan jaga makan semata. Diet itu boleh kata rutin hidangan makanan kot.

Atkins, Diet Karbo, Diet Very Low Calory Cut (200-800cal per day).

Yes honey.

Sedarlah.

Jaga Diri, Jaga Iman, Jaga Mulut Kuat Makan Badan Tak Nak Gerak

:: Salam Satu Aqidah! ::

p/s: Muahahaha. Saya masih dalam proses menjadi fit. Tiap hujung minggu pergi joging,

atau bahasa gatal saya panggil cuci mata. *blush*

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Heh, siapa nak Ayat balik ???

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Teaser

Dear Love,

I have been refraining myself from logging in to Facebook for over a month.
You are married last year,
but I did send you regards and present.
I cannot stand to watch your event pictures spreading over the timeline.
My friends are some yours and vice versa.
Some of them are still in shocked why are we not together,
they shouldn't anyway.
Perhaps calling you Love is forbidden,
for the Darling is the one you have taken the vow and bound to, now.

Undearly you,

I'm sorry,
I did promise to attend your wedding,
we had that pact if either of us ever jump into the ship,
one must attend and cherish no matter how hard it is.
It feels like karma hitting me back,
remember the moving on CD mix I made you?
I can chew on that,
breaking up slowly from inside while putting a tough unbreakable facade.
Oh!
It was my fault for not putting a fight and letting you go,
silly pride -- the only thing I can blame.
It was also your fault for... no.
You are innocent.

Mister,

I'm sorry.
I hope you are happy.
Tell me when you get your first born,
that time around, I will definitely come and give your family a proper greeting.
I will come, with or without someone beside me.
Thank you for all these memories.

Sincerely (never) yours,

The one that run away.

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Heh, siapa nak Ayat balik ???

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